BREAKING: Ducknapping
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- Mar 14, 2025
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Community Announcement: White Ducky has gone missing!

The White Ducky in the Visual Arts Gallery fountain on the MHCC Gresham campus was last sighted, and documented, at 1:03 p.m. on Feb 25. They were reported missing at 12:31 p.m. on Feb. 27, when they were not present for their most recent photo shoot opportunity. (They /Them pronouns assumed, as they have not declared a gender preference.)
Did White Ducky willingly leave their wounded Blue Ducky friend behind and find another pond to float in? Was it a Duck-napping? Did a small child fall in love and carry them home?
HOLD ON: We just received word that Blue Ducky is also missing as of March 12, at 12:18 p.m. Did they find the strength to waddle off in search of their friend? Is it a serial Ducknapping?
If you or someone you know has seen White and/or Blue Ducky, please help them get returned to the Visual Arts Gallery fountain to resume their ongoing expressionist voyage.




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